eyan-j:

str8nochaser:

"the new black community frowns upon your niggerish shenanigans. how dare you be jubilant and celebrate your win with the shmoney dance"

is this dude on the NFL Disciplinary Board?

Bruh he needs to stfu,

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

Lmao

littlemisssiren:

honeyglazedambitions replied to your post “apparently my ex used to and still calls my vag “The Magic Kitty”…”

lmao can you pull a rabbit out of it?

lmfaooo cant say that i can. honestly no clue where he got that name from

Made his stress(and dick) disappear lol

You ever get the feeling that God just low key saved you from something stupid you were about to do